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101 reasons why the end must come

Journal Entry: Mon Nov 17, 2014, 3:36 PM
1. war
2. jihad
3. terrorism
4. genocide
5. Jerry Springer
6. ethnic cleansing
7. nuclear bombs
8. mines
9. poison gas
10. reality t.v.
11. air pollution
12. water pollution
13. ground pollution
14. ozone depletion
15. Bill Cosby (jury still out)
16. deforestation
17. desertification
18. extinction of species
19. profanity
20. dogs named Fido
21. pornography
22. exploitation
23. prejudice
24. hatred
25. liverwurst
26. bedbugs
27. fleas
28. ticks
29. mosquitoes
30. movies named Ishtar
31. tsunamis
32. hurricanes
33. tornadoes
34. earthquakes
35  Rice Crispies
36. mudslides
37. uncontrolled fires
38. rape
39. murder
40. Barney
41. adultery
42. idolatry.
43. envy
44. theft.
45. did I mention Barney?
46. cancer
47. heart disease.
48. Alzheimer's
49. COPD
50. zombies (real or unreal)
51. plane crashes
52. auto crashes
53. train crashes
54. bus crashes
55. zits
56. food poisoning
57. drunkenness
58. recreational drugs
59. birth defects
60. twerking
61. famine
62. drought
63. hoarding
64. selfishness
65.  morning breath
66. bad religion
67. bad politics
68. greedy commercialism
69. dishonest salesmen
70. car salesmen (see 69)
71. auto theft
72. burglary
73. vandalism
74. harassment
75. lies (see 69,70)
76. quicksand
77. mental illness
78. gambling
79. mistreatment of animals
80. any sports team from Cleveland
81. baldness
82. blindness
83. deafness
84. lameness
85. wigs and toupees (see 81)
86. floods
87. avalanches
88. guns
89. predators of any kind
90. Charles Manson
91. pride
92. egoism
93. disrespect for authority
94. infanticide
95. lime -green sculptured carpet (ugh!)
96. sexual immorality
97. lust
98. haughtiness
99. civil disobedience
100. hedonism
101. fast food (aka slow death by  poison)

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wintersoul2468 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student General Artist
Thanks for the fave! :D
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Thanks a lot Tom for faving my poem A Curious Response!
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